On a lighter note and just because a few things to Ponder

For those who wonder these are just a few question Allan seems to ask me when I am trying to work, lets see if we can answer a few of them

Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go?
Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?
Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
Why do old women die their hair blue?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or a brace you say ouch?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How do they get the ship in the bottle ?
If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why don't we get goosebumps on our face?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Is the grass really greener on the other side?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why is Greenland white?
Why do we sing Take Me Out To the Ball Game if we are already there?
When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?
Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?